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La pel\u00edcula en general, recuerda mucho a la mas reciente de Michael Bay, concretamente\u00a0 las cintas de Transformers, lo que hace que esta parezca derivada de aquella y carente de imaginaci\u00f3n. Los dise\u00f1os alien\u00edgenas\u00a0 tienen un estilo muy similar. El \u00abh\u00e9roe\u00bb es un perdedor impetuoso sin sentido com\u00fan y una actitud xen\u00f3foba a los japoneses.<\/p>\n
Cada aspecto de la narraci\u00f3n y en la linea de la trama expone una grave falta de congruencia. Agujeros en la trama, decisiones irracionales y eventos improbables abundan. Irrita las libertades irresponsables que se toman con los temas serios, como las actividades de la NASA, el c\u00f3mo operan las marinas y las inmutables leyes universales de la f\u00edsica.<\/p>\n
En fin, si quieres ver bombazos te entretendr\u00e1s, si quieres acompa\u00f1ar estos con algo de giu\u00f3n y actuaciones, pues mejor no pierdas tu tiempo, la pelicula es palomera y entretiene<\/p>\n
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extra:<\/p>\n
Estas son las 68 frases de TODO el di\u00e1logo de Rihana como la Oficial Cora Weps en la mega-producci\u00f3n de Hasbro:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with you drama queen?<\/p>\n
\u201cGet up princess! Come on!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTypical\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShut up. Shut up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, this gon\u2019 be sweet. He hates the man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou go mess with him and see what happens!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cChicken!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cKentucky Fried Chicken!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou look like Colonel Sanders, actually.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump\/Mike Tyson mutant combo?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNothing, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI got something sir, on my camera.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIs this some kind of exercise?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou ever seen anything like this?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWeird, man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cReal bad idea, Lieutenant.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLieutenant, get up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLieutenant.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, you with me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, squared away?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat the hell is that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAhhhhhhh!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAhhhhhhh!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWho\u2019s in charge?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFire control\u2019s offline. I need three minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c(Heavy sigh)\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy dad said they\u2019d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we\u2019d find them, or they\u2019d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain\u2019t around when that day comes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo sir!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNothing sir, nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYo, hey!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, come on, come on.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMahalo, motherfu\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat the hell is that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRoger, Echo 1-1.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBox 24. Ready to fire.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIndia 3-7, locked.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, we\u2019re hot over here. We\u2019re good to go, let\u2019s light \u2018em up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTango 1-9, loaded.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhiskey 2-5.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNegative, sir, it\u2019s moving all over the place. I can\u2019t get a line on it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSucker\u2019s really jumping around.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c40 minutes sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cContact is seven minutes out and closing fast.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cContact two miles out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cContact ETA 21 seconds.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBoom.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGet up!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGo, go, go!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yes sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAwesome.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, we\u2019ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAimed at target.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, that\u2019s the wrong direction!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCoordinates.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cElevation.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, take the picture, Beast.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNavy!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, Hopper!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLook dapper!\u201d<\/p>\n
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<\/div>\nDirector:<\/strong> Peter Berg<\/p>\n Actores:<\/strong> Liam Neeson , Taylor Kitsch , Rihanna ,<\/p>\n <\/p>\n G\u00e9nero:<\/strong> Acci\u00f3n<\/p>\n Clasificaci\u00f3n:<\/strong> B<\/p>\n Duraci\u00f3n:<\/strong> 131 min.<\/p>\n A\u00f1o:<\/strong> 2012<\/p>\n vistazo y opini\u00f3n sobre la pelicula \u00abBattleship: Batalla Naval\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[269,1606,1609,1608,38,234,1607,1610,212,39,1611],"class_list":["post-2913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinefilia","tag-accion","tag-accon","tag-batalla","tag-battleship","tag-cine","tag-critica","tag-hasbro","tag-naval","tag-opinion","tag-pelicula","tag-rihanna"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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