{"id":2723,"date":"2012-02-12T11:48:10","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T17:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/webadedios.net\/modules\/wordpress\/?p=2723"},"modified":"2012-02-12T11:48:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T17:48:10","slug":"la-vida-deberia-ser-al-reves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/2012\/reflexiones\/la-vida-deberia-ser-al-reves\/","title":{"rendered":"La vida deber\u00eda ser al rev\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a1 LA VIDA DEBER\u00cdA SER AL REV\u00c9S!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Se deber\u00eda empezar muriendo y as\u00ed ese trauma quedar\u00eda superado.<br \/>\nLuego te despiertas en un Hogar de ancianos mejorando d\u00eda a d\u00eda.<br \/>\nDespu\u00e9s te echan de la Residencia porque est\u00e1s bien y lo primero que haces es cobrar tu pensi\u00f3n.<br \/>\nLuego, en tu primer d\u00eda de trabajo te dan un reloj de oro.<br \/>\nTrabajas 40 a\u00f1os hasta que seas bastante joven como para disfrutar del retiro de la vida laboral.<br \/>\nEntonces vas de fiesta en fiesta, bebes, practicas el sexo, no tienes problemas graves y te preparas para empezar a estudiar.<br \/>\nLuego empiezas el cole, jugando con tus amigos, sin ning\u00fan tipo de obligaci\u00f3n, hasta que seas beb\u00e9.<br \/>\nY los \u00faltimos 9 meses te pasas flotando tranquilo, con calefacci\u00f3n central, roomservice, etc. etc.<br \/>\nY al final&#8230; \u00a1Abandonas este mundo en un orgasmo!<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>la vida deberia ser al reves<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1491],"tags":[1493,1494,1492,1375],"class_list":["post-2723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflexiones","tag-deberia","tag-debiera","tag-reves","tag-vida"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/webadedios.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}